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I love the South. Although I grew up primarily in Memphis, my family moved around a ton when I was a kid. I guess I never stayed in one place long enough to pick up the accent, but I definitely identify as a Southerner.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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