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I've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up! And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.
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Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They're the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have.
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When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
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If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
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No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.
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Every time I finish a record, it's sort of feels like, I can't believe that I'm hanging out and having a conversation, and people are gonna listen to this. It's an odd thing, but it's really cool.
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I do find some of the meanest, most exclusionary people are the nerds. And they rebel against other nerds! What are you doing? As much as I love nerds and the nerd movement, the nerd-on-nerd violence is really bad. A lot of times, nerds are the meanest ones online. And also, the trolling can be very extensive because they're smart.
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My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that's how intense she is about it.
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You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
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If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.
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I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life.
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If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life that's one of the best things you can ask for.
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Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.
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I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.
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I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.
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I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
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