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I've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners that say making your life better as it throws kittens into the gears.
Chris Hardwick
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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It's funny: when I first started getting vocal about how much I liked 'Doctor Who,' I didn't realize how deep the fan base was.
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The nerdist movement is less about consumers there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.
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No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.
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When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.
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Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
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If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
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You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
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Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.
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We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy.
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If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life that's one of the best things you can ask for.
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I'm fascinated by people's process. Everyone's process is a little bit different, and just to see the different paths that people take to get where they are is really interesting to me.
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I love the South. Although I grew up primarily in Memphis, my family moved around a ton when I was a kid. I guess I never stayed in one place long enough to pick up the accent, but I definitely identify as a Southerner.
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I do seem like the kind of guy who'd be obsessive about Rubik's Cubes.
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