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I do podcasts for the same reasons I do stand-up comedy. I love it, and I don't care if anybody else gets it.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Bowling is all physics and energy distribution. It's F = ma. So it is actually one of the most science-y sports, because it literally is just a ball and a surface and objects to knock down.
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I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.
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A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
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There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.
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Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
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Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.
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Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.
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The idea of the archetypal nerd is totally blurred these days. So many people of this current generation have grown up with technology and video games. It's just a part of the world now, a part of our shared culture.
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When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
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No matter what tricks you use or what decisions you make, go easy on yourself as someone who's on a never-ending quest for improvement.
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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.
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While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.
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When I was in school, if you wanted a computer, you had to build one. But today, computers are everywhere. We're all obsessed with technology and having the latest gadgets. Nerd culture is ubiquitous.
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Stand up straight. If you stand up straight, you will instantly feel better about yourself, and you will project a better image to the world, one that says you don't feel like you have to be hunched over and closed off.
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Comment threads are the new therapy for people. They just go and post the worst things they can think of because they feel bad, and then other people start attacking them, and then they attack back.
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Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.
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When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.
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If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
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One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.
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Both my parents recognized early on that I wanted to do something in comedy, and they were really supportive. They're the ones who bought me Steve Martin records and let me watch R-rated comedies long before they probably should have.
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