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When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life that's one of the best things you can ask for.
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