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Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Louisville
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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