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If you wish to achieve any success in this life, do your best to surround yourself with an orgy of good choices.
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Louisville
Kentucky
Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.
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We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy.
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I categorize nerds as creative-obsessive. A lot of nerds are creative people who obsess almost unnaturally over the minutiae of things.
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Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.
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Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
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You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
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Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.
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The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
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I think the mistake a lot of people make with new media is they just focus on one thing. But any one thing - just doing podcasts or just having a website or just doing television - isn't enough anymore.
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When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.
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We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.
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One of the many reasons why I love stand-up so much is when you're performing, you get instant feedback. You know if stuff is working right away.
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There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else in your life. But those are the same tools that you can use to turn everything around.
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Nerds get caught up in minutiae, because there is a tremendous and fulfilling sense of control in understanding every single detail of a thing more than any other living creature.
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You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
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I think doing the podcast may have been one of the best career decisions I've ever made in my life.
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I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.
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The lifeblood of YouTube is sharing.
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I'm just gonna do a podcast because it's mine, I can control it, I have complete responsibility over it, and no one can touch it.
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Sober strip clubs are horrible. When you are sober you see the matrix code behind a strip club. You're paying girls to pretend to like you until you run out of money so they can walk away.
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