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Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up! And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.
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I categorize nerds as creative-obsessive. A lot of nerds are creative people who obsess almost unnaturally over the minutiae of things.
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When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.
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The nerdist movement is less about consumers there is a large contingent that are creative nerdists instead of consumers.
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You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
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Every year on my birthday, I start a new playlist titled after my current age so I can keep track of my favorite songs of the year as a sort of musical diary because I am a teenage girl.
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No human ever became interesting by not failing. The more you fail and recover and improve, the better you are as a person. Ever meet someone who's always had everything work out for them with zero struggle? They usually have the depth of a puddle. Or they don't exist.
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I just feel like, for me personally, there's just been so much election fatigue, and while I think it was very important during the election to always be on top of everything that was going on with the election via social media, I do feel like, all right, now we need a little bit of a detox. I think people need a little bit of a break from it.
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I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.
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If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life that's one of the best things you can ask for.
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Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.
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You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
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