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Some people learn comedy, and some people just are comedy.
Chris Hardwick
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Kentucky
Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
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Nerdists, unlike nerds, tend to be creators as much as consumers. They're creative consumers.
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You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
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Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.
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I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.
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A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
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Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.
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Growing up in the 70s and 80s, it took effort to be a nerd. You had to seek out the nerd stuff.
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The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.
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I do lots of crowd work in my set, because I enjoy writing material through riffing and conversation.
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I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.
Chris Hardwick
I learned not to confuse 'busy' with 'productive,' but I'm still far too addicted to email to resist its early-morning digital snuggles.
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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.
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Don't tell television, but there is some superior programming being made on the Interwebz.
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Twitter is basically text messaging. Twitter is a guy you can always elbow in the side and say, Hey, look, a guy in a clown suit just threw up! And I don't have 400-800 words to say about that, I just wanted to say that one thing.
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Fleetwood Mac is just one of my all-time favorite bands.
Chris Hardwick
While the liberal media elite depict the bowler as a chubby guy with a comb-over and polyester pants, the reality is that bowling is one of the most tech-heavy sports today. Robotic pinsetters and computerized scoring were just the beginning.
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What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night.
Chris Hardwick
The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
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I don't know if I'm a Twitter addict. That seems kind of harsh. I would say it's more that I'm seriously involved. That it's a long-term relationship - like a girlfriend, which my actual girlfriend loves to hear.
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