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I almost think of nerd brains as rattlesnake venom like, you can milk it. You can milk the pulpy venom out of the nerd brain and use it for good if you want to.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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