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You can't throw money at the Internet to make it work - it really is all about the quality of the content.
Chris Hardwick
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Louisville
Kentucky
Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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You walk into a strip club with a wad of cash they all flock around you. Strippers are just pigeons with tits. They go where the bread is.
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There are certain parts of a classic nerd's brain that can destroy that person - obsessing about things to the detriment of everything else in your life. But those are the same tools that you can use to turn everything around.
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The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
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When I was in grade school I was into chess club, Latin club, D&D, computer camp - everything that made vaginas go away.
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If you can build your career around your passions, then you're winning in life that's one of the best things you can ask for.
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Stand-up isn't something I just sit down and start writing - it's ideas you come up with in the shower, while you're driving, waiting in line.
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I like listening to people talk about things that they love. They get to express things they don't normally get to express.
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I had a personal blog, but why does anyone care that I went shopping for hats?
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The nerds provide the toys that distract the morons. So the nerds are sort of the new drug-dealers. We're the drug dealers of the 21st century because we provide all the brain candy for the mouth-breathers, for lack of a better word.
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I'm fascinated by people's process. Everyone's process is a little bit different, and just to see the different paths that people take to get where they are is really interesting to me.
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Steve Martin said that philosophy is good for comedy because it screws up your thinking just enough, and I agree with that. Being forced to see life's metadata is good training for looking for interesting angles on a topic.
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When you first start working, you take whatever job is offered, because you have to build your resume. But you don't think about what you're building.
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Steal moments of happiness if you have to, and then collect them until they are the dominant images in your psyche.
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Things that are viral are things that motivate people to say I have to share this with everyone I know, and that has been more politics lately, and that's completely understandable.
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Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it was just comedy, computers and chess club those were my big things.
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My mom is a big sports fans. Basketball, football, baseball, whatever. She calls into sports radio shows and gets into shouting matches, that's how intense she is about it.
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We're not in an information age anymore. We're in the information management age.
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We didn't understand irony yet in the '80s we just kind of existed at face value, so there was no nerd cool yet because the digital revolution was still in its infancy.
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If you're able to build from your falls you'll be unstoppable and damn near fearless. You see, every time you fall down and get back up, you add another piece of body armor to yourself. You learn what not to do, how to do better, and how to create comfort through practice.
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A lot of people complain in the year 2003 that it's not the world of tomorrow as foreseen in the 1950s. 'Where are the flying cars?' people say. 'Where are the robots who bring us blue drinks and warn us of danger?' Alright. We don't have those things, specifically, folks, but you know what we do have? Laser vaginal rejuvenation surgery.
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