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What's more unnerving than magnetism, ghosts, and unpurified water? Gadgetmongers who purport to protect us from metaphysical monsters that go bump in the New Age night.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 53
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Louisville
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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