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If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
Chris Hardwick
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
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Louisville
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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I played tournament chess from fifth grade up into high school.
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