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I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.

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Chris Hardwick
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
Comedian
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Louisville
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Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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If I wasn't acting or doing stand-up, I would be in animation. Or if I had the discipline I might studies physics.
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The idea of the archetypal nerd is totally blurred these days. So many people of this current generation have grown up with technology and video games. It's just a part of the world now, a part of our shared culture.
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The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
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I think being an outcast is what sort of strengthens the nerd movement, because you're isolated, so you have time.
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