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The worst day ever was when I found out my grandfather was going to die.
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Chris Hardwick
Age: 52
Born: 1971
Born: November 23
Comedian
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Louisville
Kentucky
Christopher Ryan Hardwick
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You can't touch the strippers. Why are you paying to not touch someone? That is weird. How do you win in that situation? That is like walking into a deli, starving, and being like, 'Here's $300 - can I stare at the roast beef? Better yet, I'll sit down in this chair and you can mash it around my mouth and balls.
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The thing about hipsters is that they take very seriously trying to make themselves look like they don't take themselves seriously.
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Be offended by everything or be offended by nothing.
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If you're able to build from your falls you'll be unstoppable and damn near fearless. You see, every time you fall down and get back up, you add another piece of body armor to yourself. You learn what not to do, how to do better, and how to create comfort through practice.
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I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult.
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I feel like so much of why I sort of want to work in television is so that people know to come see me live.
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Playing Xbox for 23 hours straight is cool and all, but I'm going to teach you how to spend time on things in your life that will get you the following two things: paid and laid.
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There's something about shooting webs out of my wrists and climbing up things that just makes me happy.
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If you're going into stand-up, you're hyper-analyzing the world and asking as many questions about a thing as you possibly can so you can figure out the ultimate nature of that thing.
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