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I'm not good at math. Numbers are a terrifying thing to me. My father is a whiz with money and the stock market, and he tries to explain it to me, and I find it terrifying.

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Chris Gethard
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: May 23
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West Orange
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The thing that I like about public-access is that I am often in the middle of chaos.
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