Quote

I wasn't going to get such a nice car - I was going to get a cute little hybrid or something, keep the trees happy - but then my grandfather died, and it was all: retail therapy!

Chris Colfer

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Singer
Stage Actor
Television Actor
Writer
Clovis
California
Christopher Paul Chris Colfer
Going
Died
Something
Tree
Retail
Wasn
Hybrid
Nice
Grandfather
Happy
Cute
Keep
Therapy
Littles
Trees
Little
Car

More quotes by Chris Colfer

Image
I think every time a movie gets made, it's a miracle. I would love to get to a point where it became easier and it wasn't so much of a struggle to get it done or finished.
Chris Colfer
Image
I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
Chris Colfer
Image
It doesn't matter how greatly you've been hurt or how much you're hurting, it's what you do with the pain that counts. You could cry for years or you could choose to learn and grow from it.
Chris Colfer
Image
Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better!
Chris Colfer
Image
Anyone can have a once-upon-a-time or a happily-ever-after, but it's the journey between that makes the story worth telling.
Chris Colfer
Image
The world will always choose convenience over reality. It's easier to hate, blame, and fear than it is to understand. No one wants the truth they want entertainment.
Chris Colfer
Image
I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality
Chris Colfer
Image
If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.
Chris Colfer
Image
I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.
Chris Colfer
Image
I do better singing female songs because my voice is so high-pitched.
Chris Colfer
Image
I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become!
Chris Colfer
Image
There are ways to meet people and surround yourself with like-minded people who will support you.
Chris Colfer
Image
I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator
Chris Colfer
Image
I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.
Chris Colfer
Image
I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.
Chris Colfer
Image
I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.
Chris Colfer
Image
I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.
Chris Colfer
Image
You’re not weak. Your life is not defined by a letter grade, a dress size, your sexuality or anything else. You have every chance at happiness. You were not meant to suffer. You are loved. Never, ever give up.
Chris Colfer
Image
Being a best-selling author just means the world for me. Some of my happiest memories, growing up, are being at book stores and reading books I couldn't afford, as a kid, and the midnight parties, waiting for the next Harry Potter book. The fact that I have that straw in my cap means more to me than anything I've ever accomplished before.
Chris Colfer
Image
Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
Chris Colfer