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I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.

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Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
Actor
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Film Producer
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Clovis
California
Christopher Paul Chris Colfer
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I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.
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...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.
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Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
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I've learned that the more people embrace their disadvantages, the less disadvantaged they become!
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You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not.
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I'm allergic to stupidity.
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Courage is one thing that no one can ever take away from you.
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Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better
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Whoa, I've really got to stop making plans with fictional characters. It can't be healthy to develop relationships with people who don't exist.
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I'm really not good blackmail material.
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To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
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Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.
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I was made fun of a lot in high school because of the way I sound and the way I was.
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I was obsessed with fairytales, and I was a very, very inquisitive kid, and I would ask my mom all kinds of questions. It all kind of formed a story in my head, and I really wanted to be a published author when I was 10, but I had a hard time writing a novel when I was 10. So I decided to wait until I was little bit older and then get it done.
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I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.
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If you are going to live in a house made of candy, don't move next door to a couple of obese kids. A lot of these fairy-tale characters are missing common sense.
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People are not born heroes or villains they’re created by the people around them.
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Cast parties are a lot of fun!
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I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
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I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator
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