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I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.

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Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Novelist
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Singer
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Clovis
California
Christopher Paul Chris Colfer
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I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.
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Right now, we're living in an ugly chapter of our lives, but books always get better!
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I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.
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People still call me ma’am on the phone, and it’s just part of life now. I’m not even phased by it… Going through DriveThrus is always fun, because it’s always so shocking when they see me. It’d just be kind of like, ‘Thank you ma… woah!! Woah, sorry about that!’
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A voice that was never wanted has become a voice for so many people who don’t have one.
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I'm allergic to stupidity.
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My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.
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Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better
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If you ask me, it doesn't matter what life you're living, life never has a solution. No matter how hard the struggles are that you leave behind, new struggles always take their place.
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I may have no idea what I'm talking about, I said, a little ticked off now. But we're all a part of a minority waiting for a majority to pull their heads out of their asses.
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I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.
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I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator
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Cast parties are a lot of fun!
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If you truly own who you are, no one can use you against you.
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Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.
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I'm really not good blackmail material.
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Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'
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Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.
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You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.
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A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now, one of them said
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