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You'd think after thousands of years on this planet the human race would have released some kind of handbook for teenagers, telling them how to get through teenagehood and get help for their issues. Yet here we are, struggling through it in our own ways.

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Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
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