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My life is an awkward visit from the kid's table while awaiting a History Channel special.

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Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
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When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out
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I've been pushed down many flights of stairs in my time, but I always manage to find an elevator
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To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
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I hope to write someday and that’s even more terrifying than performing. You don’t just entertain the audience, you give them little bits of your soul.
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Every time I get injured I measure it's severity by asking myself 'Would this stop me from going to Disneyland?'
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I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.
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I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.
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A voice that was never wanted has become a voice for so many people who don’t have one.
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You've got to show the world who you are before it tells you. Otherwise you become victim to someone you're not.
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Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!
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Even in the worst of situations-even when it seems no one in the world appreciates you-as long as you have hope, everthing can get better
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Everyone that I meet always wants me to direct, but whenever I think of directing, I think of aligning shots. I'd definitely have to write and direct something. But I don't know if I could.
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A few of the girls and I jumped into my jetta and took off. Lets go stand outside someone from Glee's house now, one of them said
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Don’t listen to what people tell you because they’ll try to bring you down. And don’t listen to yourself, either, because yourself will try to bring you down even more so than anyone else. As long as you just put all your energy into one thing, it can happen.
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...because a life without meaning, without drive or focus, without dreams or goals, isn't a life worth living.
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