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I'm allergic to stupidity.

Chris Colfer

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Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Novelist
Screenwriter
Singer
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Clovis
California
Christopher Paul Chris Colfer
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