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I'm allergic to stupidity.

Chris Colfer

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Chris Colfer
Age: 34
Born: 1990
Born: May 27
Actor
Film Actor
Film Producer
Novelist
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Clovis
California
Christopher Paul Chris Colfer
Allergic
Stupidity

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I'm horrible at auditions anyway. Maybe that's why I never got anything.
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I don't know much, But when push comes to shove, I definitely don't believe, There's such a thing as wrong love.
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Being a best-selling author just means the world for me. Some of my happiest memories, growing up, are being at book stores and reading books I couldn't afford, as a kid, and the midnight parties, waiting for the next Harry Potter book. The fact that I have that straw in my cap means more to me than anything I've ever accomplished before.
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I’ve tried being other people and myself suits me the best.
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I almost shat my pants. Literally, the floor was almost covered in my shat.
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Not taking yourself too seriously, that's the important thing.
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Whether I'm in front of the camera, behind the camera, at my computer writing a novel or a screenplay, as long as I get to entertain someone out there, I'm happy.
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I was obsessed with fairytales, and I was a very, very inquisitive kid, and I would ask my mom all kinds of questions. It all kind of formed a story in my head, and I really wanted to be a published author when I was 10, but I had a hard time writing a novel when I was 10. So I decided to wait until I was little bit older and then get it done.
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I don't necessarily consider myself a virgin, probably because I have such a penetrating personality
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To be famous is to stand on a pedestal and give the world permission to tell you all your flaws.
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