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I won't say I was slow developer, but our teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk to.
Chic Murray
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Chic Murray
Age: 65 †
Born: 1919
Born: November 6
Died: 1985
Died: January 29
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Charles Thomas McKinnon Murray
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