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I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I replied that I had no idea, as I was a stranger there myself.

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Chic Murray
Age: 65 †
Born: 1919
Born: November 6
Died: 1985
Died: January 29
Actor
Comedian
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Charles Thomas McKinnon Murray
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