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I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.

Chi Chi Rodriguez

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Chi Chi Rodriguez
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: October 23
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Golfer
El Roble
Puerto Rico
Chi-Chi Rodríguez
Chi-Chi Rodriguez
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