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Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Chi Chi Rodriguez
Age: 89
Born: 1935
Born: October 23
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Chi-Chi RodrÃguez
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More quotes by Chi Chi Rodriguez
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score.
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The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
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A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone.
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Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner.
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
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When I used to gamble, I looked for players with head covers on their irons. Those guys I could beat.
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I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
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Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
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He told me just to keep the ball low.
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Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch.
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I never pray to God to make a putt. I pray to God to help me react good if I miss a putt.
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I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all.
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No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
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Take less time to read the scorecard and more time to read the hole.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
