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I don't know if my looks will ever get any better, but my pratfalls sure won't.

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Chevy Chase
Age: 81
Born: 1943
Born: October 8
Actor
Comedian
Screenwriter
Singer
Television Actor
Television Presenter
Voice Actor
Manhattan borough
New York City
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Fame is a very unnatural human condition. When you stop to realize that Abraham Lincoln was probably never seen by more than 400 people in a single evening, and that I can enter over 40 million homes in a single evening due to the power of television, you have to admit the situation is not normal.
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