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Why are old maps always burnt?
Chelsea Peretti
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Chelsea Peretti
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: February 20
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Oakland
California
Chelsea Vanessa Peretti
Burnt
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