Quote

If you text 'I love you' and the person writes back an emoji - no matter what that emoji is, they don't love you back.

Chelsea Peretti

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

Chelsea Peretti
Age: 46
Born: 1978
Born: February 20
Comedian
Film Actor
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
Voice Actor
Oakland
California
Chelsea Vanessa Peretti
Writing
Writes
Love
Text
Laughing
Relationship
Persons
Back
Person
Matter

More quotes by Chelsea Peretti

Image
I only do private room karaoke where its just me and one of my closest girlfriends. My mom always said I could really belt songs out, and the Dixie Chicks feed that encouragement.
Chelsea Peretti
Image
I would say that I have a love-hate relationship with almost everything in my life, including stand-up.
Chelsea Peretti
Image
Im Jewish and Italian, and I lucked out and got the nose of both cultures.
Chelsea Peretti
Image
I feel like women are frequently seen as guests in the comedy world.
Chelsea Peretti
Image
Do you guys think its worse to wear a fedora or kill 15 people?
Chelsea Peretti
Image
Why are old maps always burnt?
Chelsea Peretti
Image
Sometimes when Im nervous, thats when the most interesting things happen.
Chelsea Peretti