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I think being able to have follow-through, I think a lot of people who are in charge, that is the one quality that you can't forsake. You can get opinions, but you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen when you're envisioning something.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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