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I like to just follow what I find compelling. In order for me to be compelling, I have to be compelled. I don't try to think about what people are interested in seeing, I have to be interested. For me, that works the best.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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