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[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
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