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Tara Reid is charging $3,500 for a personal appearance fee. So, for only $3,500 you can either buy a 1998 Jetta with 130,000 miles on it... or Tara Reid, who only has 98,000 miles on her.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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