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People always tell me I need to have a kid, and I say, No, I don't. Because I wouldn't have just one kid I'd have six. I need a huge family. So I just kind of fill my house with tons of rejects and misfits so it feels like I have a bunch of children.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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