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We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close I can do that at home.

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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