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They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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In these tough economic times, everybody has to cut back. I am down to three tabs of ecstasy a day.
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It's hard to tell these days what gender people are. You don't know if they're gay, if they're straight, or Bruce Jenner.
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It's unfiltered conversation and I love it. I also like to argue with children, so it's the perfect platform for me.
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Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
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If diamonds are a girl's best friend, I wonder if blood diamonds are a girl's best friend 5 days out of the month?
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When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.
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The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.
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You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age... and you have your own TV show.
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If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
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Before any exposure on TV, I'm a real chef.
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Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.
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