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They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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I understand that if you're a kid in Indonesia, you need to smoke because you just got off work at the Nike factory.
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Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround yourself with people that are smarter than you. As far as sticking to your guns, I think there is no better advice than to just find something that you really give a s - about and then go do it.
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He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.
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I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.
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I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
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You do not OWN a dog. You HAVE a dog. And the dog HAS YOU
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I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.
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A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
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My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.
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You don't mess with janitors, first of all, they have like 40 keys, and 1 is to a closet you don't want to be inside of.
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There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
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I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
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I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.
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[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.
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No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.
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We spend so much money on these dresses that are terrible. And what do we get out of it? Nothing - a piece of chicken and a roll in the hay with her hillbilly cousin - no thank you. My family's very close I can do that at home.
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.
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I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.
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I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
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Can you imagine getting a gun for a secret Santa? That is especially not a good idea if you work in a post office.
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