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I want to start saying bad words all the time!
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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We're not actors, we're people behaving like ourselves on TV. We're both [me and Gordon Ramsay] exactly who we are on TV. I don't think either one is an exaggerated version. You just have to be who you are.
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The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.
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Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.
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I wasn’t like 'Oh, I'm going to marry 50 Cent...' I mean, seriously. But I did like him. He's very sweet and antithetical to what you'd think of him.
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I know they don't recommend Ibuprofen during pregnancy, but you needed something fast for the hangovers.
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A lot of people think that keying a car isn't the right way to get back at a guy. I disagree.
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I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
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My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.
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You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
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Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'
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I like to just follow what I find compelling. In order for me to be compelling, I have to be compelled. I don't try to think about what people are interested in seeing, I have to be interested. For me, that works the best.
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I was a fitness fiasco - until I found Pilates . . . It's been the most gentle on my body I'm longer and leaner and much more graceful. I can honestly say it's changed my body - and my life.
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I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.
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You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.
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Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.
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I’m a ridiculous person. If you take anything any comedian says seriously, then you’re stupid.
Chelsea Handler
We're doing a bunch of shoots with kids about the election, about politics, about racism. I like to talk about heavy topics with kids because you find out what their parents are feeding them at home, and then you find out their quick reactions to things. It's so refreshing when kids are so honest.
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There's a reason you never see anyone's house with a Beware of Cat sign. Because they're not even worth mentioning.
Chelsea Handler
I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
Chelsea Handler
Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.
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