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If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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When I look at all the people that I have working for me and the company I've started and all the people that benefit from it and have a living because of it, it's very motivating to continue to do it.
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Getting rewarded for being pregnant when you're a teenager? Are you serious? I mean, that makes me want to kill somebody.
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[Gordon Ramsay] knows about being bullied, because look at the size of him.
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You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
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Jessica Simpson attended boyfriend Tony Romo's football game. The Cowboys quarterback had the worst game of his career. It's a bad year for the name Simpson. Even O. J. is pissed - he feels like they're making his name look bad.
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I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.
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There should be a talent that goes along with being famous.
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My life and my legs have been an open book.
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When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?
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For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.
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I like to laugh. It's kind of escapism. I like to make people laugh. And I kind of like people just to have to not think about anything
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Hispanics still have the highest rate amongst teens with babies so at least the future housekeeping is secure.
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Hulk Hogan's wife has filed for divorce. This is the most devastating breakup since Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee. And then Pam Anderson and Kid Rock. And soon, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon.
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If someone took the 'F' letter off me, I'd be ucked.
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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
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I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
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I think being able to have follow-through, I think a lot of people who are in charge, that is the one quality that you can't forsake. You can get opinions, but you can't have too many cooks in the kitchen when you're envisioning something.
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No one tells me what to do -- in any capacity.
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I like to stay at home and sit on my ass.
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