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My life and my legs have been an open book.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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We're doing a bunch of shoots with kids about the election, about politics, about racism. I like to talk about heavy topics with kids because you find out what their parents are feeding them at home, and then you find out their quick reactions to things. It's so refreshing when kids are so honest.
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If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.
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I would never get married while my father is still alive because I wouldn't want him to walk me down the aisle.
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You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.
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They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.
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I never say the things I really want to. If I did, I'd have no friends.
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I'm not going to blow up just for the sake of it, because it's on TV. That's not the issue.
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My negotiation skills are are on par with George Bush's reading ability. And just like Dubya, every time I've tried to put forth an effort, I am reminded that my only true strength lies in drinking.
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People who have experience and credentials, they should be talking about that [Donald Trump presenting on TV]. I know everybody cares about ratings, but come on. The whole world is watching.
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I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.
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People ask me why I'm so hard on men. It's because they've gotten a really easy ride. And it's not that I think women should take over the world. But I do think it should be 50/50.
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