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Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.
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Obviously its nice to give your time and especially when there is money being raised. It's rewarding.
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Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.
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I like to just follow what I find compelling. In order for me to be compelling, I have to be compelled. I don't try to think about what people are interested in seeing, I have to be interested. For me, that works the best.
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Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with some one long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family.
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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.
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I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.
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Whoever calls and asks me to do stuff and obviously, with having your own TV show, people want you to get involved. They know you're a stand-up comedian so they're always looking for somebody funny to host an event.
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I had an abortion when I was 16. Because that's what I should have done. Otherwise I would now have a 20-year-old kid. Anyway, those are things that people shouldn't be dishonest about it.
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According to the New York Post, Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen are dating. They must be getting serious - Lance gave Ashley his yellow Live Strong bracelet. She wears it as a belt.
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It's hard on an all-gay softball team because no one knows if they want to be a pitcher or a catcher.
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When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?
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Britney Spears' album Blackout is one of the hottest-selling CDs in the country. We're in a bad place, people: The world is melting, we're at war, and Two and a Half Men is a huge hit.
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