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I think the people in your life are the people that - when you can make other people happy and you can give things to your family and your friends, you know, that's really obviously what life is all about. But it doesn't have to be children. It doesn't have to be a husband. It can be whatever you make it.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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