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I'm a worker. I like to work and I like to provide work for other people. I like to put people on my show who normally would never have a chance at being on television.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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I'm very much about letting other people shine, because it makes us all shine brighter.
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To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’
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The only reason I think I would marry a foreigner would be to have kids with weird accents.
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Don't take 'no' for an answer. Keep knocking down walls until someone says 'yes.'
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You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
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I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
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I've always been exactly who I am on TV. I'm not playing a role.
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Obviously you want to be smart enough to take other people's advice and take that into consideration, and obviously try to surround yourself with people that are smarter than you. As far as sticking to your guns, I think there is no better advice than to just find something that you really give a s - about and then go do it.
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