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You should always speak your mind, and be bold, and be obnoxious, and do whatever you want and don’t let anybody tell you to stop it.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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Chelsea Joy Handler
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