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I'm into politics, and I love watching the heavier news magazine shows.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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For the gay and lesbian community, even though I'm not gay I think its really important to speak out for people that aren't necessarily dealing with the same circumstances you're dealing with and don't have the benefit of the health care system or the government that you do.
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To always trust my instincts, to always believe I have something to offer — no matter how meaningless or stupid it may be — and to never listen to anyone who tells you ‘no.’
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I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.
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It's good that people don't like you. That's good. It means that you are doing something interesting.
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My life and my legs have been an open book.
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They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.
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When you see the veins popping out of my neck, that's an exclamation point.
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But then, like George Michael in a men's bathroom, I got cocky.
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