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I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.

Chelsea Handler

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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