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You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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According to an article on CNN.com, a new study says people who are bad kissers don't get laid. Where are you supposed to learn how to kiss? If you go to Catholic school, it's from your priest in public school, you learn from your teacher and some guys learn from their sisters... if their sister is Angelina Jolie.
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I definitely don't want to have kids ... I don't think I'd be a great mother. I'm a great aunt or friend of a mother ... I don't want to spend that kind of time. I don't want to have a kid and have it raised by a nanny. I don't have time to raise a child.
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I've never made love to a ghost but I have made love to men who are a few years away from becoming a ghost.
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I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.
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