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You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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Everyone knows if you're going to take weed to school, you put it in your trapper keeper to keep it fresh.
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I don't understand what apps are on my phone. Why do they ask for passwords? Why do they all ask for different passwords? It's so frustrating that I end up just reading a book every time I try to go online.
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