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Good Luck Chuck, a comedy starring Dane Cook and Jessica Alba, opened today, and critics are saying it has all the belly laughs you’ve come to expect from Jessica Alba.

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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