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Paris Hilton has launched a new champagne in a can called Rich Prosecco. For the ad campaign Paris posed wearing nothing but gold paint. That’s a unique way to cover up herpes.

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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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