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Laugh loudly, laugh often, and most important, laugh at yourself.
Chelsea Handler
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Chelsea Handler
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: February 25
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Scuba Diver
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New Jersey
Chelsea Joy Handler
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I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.
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They travel in groups. You never see an Asian by their self.
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Paris Hilton is one of the hosts for Nicole Richie’s baby shower, and they’re serving sushi. Awesome, Paris—sushi, the one thing pregnant women are forbidden to eat. Thanks for the mercury.
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I don't want to be Oprah [Winfrey], I'm not trying to be Barbara Walters, but we can all do better.
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My mom was kinda like a cat. She slept a lot.
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Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan... how big is your baby?
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The important thing is to be drunk.
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You just be honest about who you are, and if you dont end up with any friends, then good for you.
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There are no warning signs on the trampoline. The warning is the trampoline.
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Anyone who is friends with Bill Clinton shouldn't be telling their wife about it.
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I would never sell my dog for a man. I'd sell the man.
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I don't cook... I don't know how to clean... there's may be a good chance I'm an alcoholic.
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People tend to call me names that I can't repeat on basic cable. I will give you a hint. They rhyme with itch, hunt, & bore.
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If you can't trust your coke dealer, who can you trust?
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There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers.
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The L. A. Times is reporting that Britney Spears' album Blackout will be number one on the Billboard charts. Not to toot my horn, but I predicted this on my show a week ago. No one wanted to believe me - even I didn't want to believe me, but now I know how Nostradamus feels.
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When I don't know what to do, I just open my mouth. Why won't anyone date me?
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While looking at a website for liposuction, I learned that it was a six-to eight-week recovery period, the clincher being that, during that time, I would under no circumstances be able to use street drugs. Obviously I had to think of a more realistic approach.
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